Detailing makes me feel dirty.

Bwana

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(Just thought i'd start a fun little thread.) :p



Does detailing a car to perfection make anyone feel like they are extremely dirty?



- I wish my teeth were as smooth as my paint.

- I wish my skin was as soft as my leather.

- I wish my hair had the same shine as my tires.

- I wish my dinner plates were as clean as my rims.

- I wish my carpet in my house was as clean as the carpet in my car.



Anyone have any more wishes?
 
I was looking at my kitchen floor last night upset that it did not shine. So I ran to Kroger, bought mop and glo, ran to mom's for a mop :D Then went home and mopped it. :D Still not as shiney as my car. I think I need a black floor.
 
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